Who is your hero?

Who is your hero? — Asked by felicitous-tranquility

I’m interpreting this as:

“Who do you really wish you could be more like?”

Because it’d be great if — at least more often — I was able to be myself.

That’d be really cool
Because I’m really cool…
At least when I’m being myself.

When I’m trying to be something I’m not — I become a total dork.

Maybe that’s because a dork is something I’m not
Except when I’m trying not to be a dork
And pretty much ensure I become exactly that.

But to the extent that I’m able to be myself,
I’d say I’m pretty heroic.

I can do all sorts of stuff that no one else could possibly do.

For instance, I’m pretty smart, right?
I have a big brain, and I know how to operate it
And I bet none of you
Even if I gave you a week or a month or a year
Could figure out how to operate my brain.

But for me, it’s cake
If I want to make it think a thought
I can do it — BAM! — just like that.
For you to figure out how to do that
It would likely take a very long time.

But for me, it’s easy.

Of course, I was very lucky
Because I was born with it located very conveniently
Right inside my skull
And since no one else has access to it
That sort of gives me a natural advantage
Since I have full ownership rights and all

Heh.

See, making my brain perform
Total magic like that accidental rhyme back there…
I’m afraid that’s my power alone.

Oh well
I’m sure you must have other talents